I swear these little bloodsuckers are making me bonkers. Every night I'm scratching like crazy. I've tried everything to stop them - sprays, traps, washing everything. Nothing seems to help. It's like they're everywhere. I'm so frustrated of this. I just want to crawl out of my skin.

• Maybe I can someday get rid of these terrible things.
• Seriously at my breaking point.

How to Kill These Damn Bed Bugs Before They Ruin My Life Bloody Bed Bugs Before They Ruins My Damn Life

Listen up, because I'm only saying this once. These little bloodsuckers have got me crazy! I can't sleep, I can't eat, and my apartment is starting to resemble a war zone. We need to kick their butts if we want to stop these critters.

First things first, we gotta get rid of those bloodthirsty monsters. That means throwing everything in the washer and dryer and then hitting everything with insecticide .

• the mattress! That's where they breed like crazy. Get yourself a special cover and make sure it fits snugly.
• {Next up, the walls!|The walls need some attention too! You can {use a brush or scraperto get rid of any eggs or droppings. Then hit it with that same bug spray.
• {Finally, stay vigilant!|Keep your eyes peeled. Those little bastards are sneaky. They can hide anywhere, so inspect your bed regularly.

If you follow these steps, you'll be well on your way to {kicking those bed bugs out of your life! Good luck!

Loathe Bed Bugs More Than The Whole World in This World

Those little parasites are truly terrifying. They slither all over your home, and you can't evenget a decent night's sleep without being paranoid they're attacking. I've {triedso many|things to get rid of them, but nothing works! They are relentless. It's like a never-ending battle with these monsters. I swear if I see another one, I'm going totally bonkers.

Bed Bug Apocalypse: My Apartment Is a Blood Bath|

These vampires are out of control. Every surface is crawling with them. I wake up with new welts every morning, and my sheets are a bloody mess. I've tried everything to eliminate these little parasites, but they Fucking bed bug just keep coming back. My apartment is a blood bath. I'm starting to think it's time to move out.

• Can anyone help me?!

These Damn Bed Bug Nightmares|

I can't sleep/rest/get any shut-eye because these goddamn bed bugs/parasites/freeloaders are keeping me up/driving me crazy/sucking the life out of me. Every night/evening/damn morning, I wake up itching/scratching/covered in bites. It's like they're having a party/feeding frenzy/going to town on my skin/blood/body.

I've tried everything to get rid of them: bombs, sprays, heat treatments. Nothing seems to work/help/matter. I even had to throw out/donate/burn all my clothes/furniture/belongings. It feels like I'm losing my mind/going insane/on the verge of a breakdown.

These bloodsuckers/monsters/critters are ruining my life/sanity/sleep.

I just want some peace and quiet/rest/normalcy. Is that too much to ask?

F*ck You, Bed Bugs. Go Away Forever.

These damn bloodsuckers are driving me to the brink. I've tried {everything|vacuuming, but they just keep coming back. My sanity is gone thanks to these little monsters.

• What the hell, bed bugs?
• Get the heck!
• I'm sick of your sucking.

{Find a new place to live|Go somewhere else, bed bugs. My house is off-limits. For good.